About Us

Established literally right now, we are Cheetah Cheetos, a Kansas City-based shop penetrating the world by disrupting and revolutionizing the way we think about and eat cheetos.

We specialize in selling cheetos.

We are a husband and wife duo: Alice and Bob. Want to join us as a third-wheel? You might be interested to know the perks of working at Cheetah Cheetos:

• Enjoy FREE cheetos all day every day – consider it catered breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks!
• 0% Discount on all Cheetah Cheetos products
• A FREE cheetah onesie
• Unlimited access to our in-office swimming pool of cheetos
• Full health and dental coverage (because you will need it)

To apply to be a third-wheel, or to ask us any questions, just email us.